Aimbot

I responded today to the Aimbot that keeps trying to IM me.  I had never done so before, and wanted to see what they would do.  The following is a transcript of our conversation (with anasan26.)  I love the internet.

		Friday, August 19, 2011			3:24
		anasan26		hello?			3:24
				Thursday, August 25, 2011			12:51
		anasan26		hey.			12:51
		anasan26		hello?			1:21
		Chris DiMartino		?			3:20
				Sunday, August 28, 2011			4:50
		anasan26		hi!			4:50
		anasan26		hello?			5:19
				Monday, September 5, 2011			11:27
		anasan26		heya.			11:27
		anasan26		hello?			11:56
				Monday, September 12, 2011			11:16
		anasan26		hi!			11:16
		Chris DiMartino		hi!			11:16
		anasan26		hey how are you today?			11:17
		Chris DiMartino		I'm swell! Hey how are you today?			11:17
		anasan26		I feel fabulous			11:17
		Chris DiMartino		As do I!  Fabulous indeed!			11:17
		Chris DiMartino		do you prefer monkeys?			11:18
		anasan26		i cant remember if we have talked before? 24f here. u?			11:18
		Chris DiMartino		45l			11:18
		Chris DiMartino		u?			11:18
		anasan26		oh... well whats up?			11:18
		Chris DiMartino		tiles			11:18
		anasan26		cool. im so bored. theres nothing to do. any suggestions?			11:18
		Chris DiMartino		what suggestions do you have?  How cool is it?			11:19
		anasan26		i got a idea. . i want be a stripper. but i dont know if im good enough			11:19
		anasan26		do you want to watch me strip on cam and tell me if im good enough?			11:19
		Chris DiMartino		I like fishing			11:19
		Chris DiMartino		and monkeys			11:19
		anasan26		ok you got to signup on this site so i can be sure your not a kid			11:20
		Chris DiMartino		preferably together			11:20
		anasan26		is that ok with you babe?			11:20
		Chris DiMartino		are you an orangutan			11:20
		Chris DiMartino		?			11:20
		anasan26		k babe just go here http://<naughty link goes here>			11:20
		Chris DiMartino		is that a yes?!			11:20
		anasan26		then at the top click the goId JOIN FREE button and make a login ok?			11:20
		Chris DiMartino		gorilla?			11:20
		anasan26		oh and one more thing. it does ask for a credit card but but it dosent charge the card at all			11:21
		anasan26		its just to make sure that your over 18 ok?			11:21
		Chris DiMartino		does it take travelers cheques?			11:21
		anasan26		k babe well hurry up so we can have some fun.			11:21
		Chris DiMartino		can I use my library card?			11:21
		anasan26		and if you want to have some naughty fun then just take me in private or tip me some gold.			11:21
		Chris DiMartino		I			11:21
		Chris DiMartino		I'm going to play farmville now			11:22
		anasan26		lets talk on the site my aim keeps messing up.			11:22
		Chris DiMartino		with monkeys